function addLoadEvent(func) {
  var oldonload = window.onload;
  if (typeof window.onload != 'function') {
    window.onload = func;
  } else {
    window.onload = function() {
      if (oldonload) {
        oldonload();
      }
      func();
    }
  }
}


addLoadEvent(function() {
  el = document.getElementById('ballmer');

  //alert 
  var dane = new Array();
  dane[0] = 'I think it would be absolutely reckless and irresponsible for anyone to try and break up Microsoft. ';
  dane[1] = 'I have never, honestly, thrown a chair in my life. ';
  dane[2] = 'I\'ve got my kids brainwashed: You don\'t use Google, and you don\'t use an iPod. ';
  dane[3] = 'I don\'t really know that anybody\'s proven that a random collection of people doing their own thing actually creates value. ';
  dane[4] = 'Linux is a cancer that attaches itself in an intellectual property sense to everything it touches. ';
  dane[5] = 'We don\'t have a monopoly. We have market share. There\'s a difference.';
  dane[6] = 'Google\'s not a real company. It\'s a house of cards. ';
  rd = ( Math.floor(Math.random() * 7) );
   el.innerHTML = dane[rd] + ' <a href="http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Steve_Ballmer">Steve Ballmer</a>';
});